Funny jokes about dating a black guy
You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!
I remember clearly the first time I knew I was dating a funny girl: It was a couple of years ago; we were out for lunch for the first time together.
She sat down, scoped out the menu and said to me, “I’m going to get a f*cking hamburger and fries; you can suck my dick, Jamie” and then proceeded to air jerk off right into my face. You see, in the past, I’d met and dated a lot of girls who I considered to have a good sense of humor.
After I wiped the imaginary splooge from my eyes, I sat there with a smile on my face for the duration of the meal. They loved to laugh and thought I was funny; they could pick up on sarcasm and witty one-liners and even occasionally crack the odd, hilarious joke.
They have beautifully-twisted minds, and what comes out of their mouths shocks you with delight.This girl has suddenly turned everything around on you.Now, you’re the cute, silly, laughing girl you were so used to dating; the one who would just sit there in hysterics and gaze adoringly into your eyes as she couldn’t get enough of your ridiculous mind and unique way of seeing things.I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you." "No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it." The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.